I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Randomize
