I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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