she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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