question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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