come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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