physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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