hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.