theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.