I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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