Yo dont text me then not text me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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