hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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