making cat noises will not fix the situation.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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