It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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