Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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