In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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