I think i peed on brittanys purse
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
then he tried to convert me to islam
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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