I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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