No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
