We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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