So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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