I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just gift wrapped bread.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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