We're facebook friends in real life
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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