help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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