They should really pass out barf bags in church
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
