the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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