Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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