WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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