I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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