i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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