I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I don't deserve a penis
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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