Christians are straight up FREAKS
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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