come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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