Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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