Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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