Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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