If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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