I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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