I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
