Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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