Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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