Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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