Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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