"it" just moved
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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