There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
