Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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