So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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