I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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