Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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