if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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