Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
