I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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