i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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