i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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