I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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