He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
