he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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